Its been Long... Too Long!

Wow... I have not been on this blog way to friggin long (as I would say back in the day). Alright lets do some catchin up for my millions of followers... wait a sec. Any how, first thing first I am a millionaire!! Ok ok, that's a lie, but it caught your attention right? But back to the business here ladies and gents, so really I haven't been up to very much, other than chillin at the crib and working at the SF Lounge, where the cool peeps come.. Or really old people come because they are all retired and have nothing better to do... But hey its all they dif right? Okay well screw talking about my life it has been pretty boring lately, agree? Agreed. What I really want to talk to about today is, "what came first, the Chicken or the egg" and I'll tell you right now, the chicken people the chicken, the chicken came first. Okay glad that I got that out the way. Next item of business, McDonald's or Burger King... Really? Is this a true problem for some Americans? You know what, I'll tell you which is better... NONE!! So why don't get on that treadmill and run, run Fatty.. and don't stop tell you drop. And if you're wondering, does he like hate fat people? and the answer is simply no, in matter of fact I love them, I mean that is the sole purpose of me having them run, so they live longer!! But you wont see any of that love tell I see the skinny side of things... if you know what I am saying. Next thing on the list, Y.O.L.O ( You Only Live Once). Yeah um... that's great... but your not gonna live very long living the "YOLO" life style. I mean picture this, a man decides to jump off a cliff for the thrill, because I mean he only lives once, right? So he's gotta enjoy that experience in life.. and well you know what happens when you dive off a cliff. So yeah you enjoy that "YOLO", or for you critics who are like "WHAT, that wouldn't ever happen..." here is a more Ideal way to look at it, some think "Hey I only live once, so I am going to get wasted and than drive, then kill myself and 5 other people" Yeah you sure only lived once, no doubt about that one... Any how this is indeed the worse blog I have ever written more are soon to come getting better and better, or worse and worse.. I'll let you decide.

For Gotten child

Well you that all know me, I have 4 older siblings, and in montana we all would ride the same bus, since are schools were all right next to each other. Any how we would all catch the bus, and from there go our seperate ways. So me being the youngest would sit in the front, with all the kids my age. But once i was out of kindergarten, it was the full deal, meaning me not getting to sleep in, so I was always tired, so with out fail, I would fall asleep on the bus, on the way home from school. And the worse part was that my own sibblings would walk right pass me, and just keep going and then I would be left on the bus! It was the worse, waking up and being all alone on the bus, who would drop me off last, on his way back to the school.

YES I drive a SUBARU!

For all you who don’t see me very often and don’t know… I drive a Subaru, yes a Subaru. You might be one of those people that think, okay a Subaru, this kid must have long dreaded hair and wraps himself to a tree with a chain, so the bulldozer can’t take down our forest. And the answer to that thought, is NO WAY, I am no tree hugger that is 100% for sure. I just like a car that can make it past the first 80,000 Miles, and can get good gas mileage, and get through the snow at the same time! So stop being so judgmental, and drive one yourself! And then you will see why I drive a Subaru!

Cell phones, and... Just Technology! So easy a cave man can do it!(NOT!!)

Ok, I have know Idea if it is me or the technology...(Probably the Tech.) But I just have the worst luck with technology, I mean right now if i had the choice, Cave man (who can even do his own insurance) or future techo. guy, I would be taking the caveman hands down! I mean first; my phone kept having screen problems so i switched to a blackberry, then and guess what, it wouldn't charge, for some odd reason! And now I have no phone, so I rather be comincating with carvings in the stone then trying to get one friggin phone to work for me. I mean heck maybe that would be my thing and one day you would see on the news "young man carves in stone to cominicate, rather then using a cell phone (and he still can lower his insurance cost!)."

The drinks are singing in the cooler!?!?!

Okay, so today at work I was just doing the average, restocking the cooler and etc... And yes some times it gets a little cold and lonely. So today I was just thought hey, I might not have my Ipod... But, I have my voice, my beautiful voice! And so I... well you got it, I sang! and why I was singing some one was grabbing a soda, and they must of heard me, but not have see me... So they went up to the front, 100% serious, and said, "hey your drinks are singing back there you might wanna take a look" so after being told this, I am 100% sure that he was on something, cant say what, but he was defiantly on something!

Call Me Harry Potter!

When I say, call me Harry Potter, I am not saying that I some special Wizard that flys around on a friggin broom stick. What I am saying is that we have a few things in common and that just isn't one of them. Well for you that all know I have been moving around quite a bit in the last few years, and well right now I am in my grandparents basement, until my parents can buy a house of their own. Any how my sleeping corrodors aren't the best, but then I cant complain, compared to some other people in world. Any how i'll be frank, I sleep in a litte cozy closet... Which really, aint that bad...
Because now I can go by two names, either Bryan Conrow or HARRY POTTER, BABY. Now honestly, how many of you reading this can honestly go by that name...? didn't think so!

Did you think I was the blog type?? Because I didnt!

Well here I am, Bryan James Conrow. I honestly never really considered myself the person that say hey! I want to get on the computer and share something... But look... here i am writing a blog. And honestly I'll admit, I got my inspiration from the best blog writer out there! Dave Vogelsberg, Brother in law. It just all started with me reading his amazingly funny blog, and boom it me like a ten ton boulder! I need to write a blog! Why you ask, just for fun. So I hope I can encourage you all to create a blog and we can all blog about each other! just imagine, we could have some amazing laughs and what not!