Its been Long... Too Long!

Wow... I have not been on this blog way to friggin long (as I would say back in the day). Alright lets do some catchin up for my millions of followers... wait a sec. Any how, first thing first I am a millionaire!! Ok ok, that's a lie, but it caught your attention right? But back to the business here ladies and gents, so really I haven't been up to very much, other than chillin at the crib and working at the SF Lounge, where the cool peeps come.. Or really old people come because they are all retired and have nothing better to do... But hey its all they dif right? Okay well screw talking about my life it has been pretty boring lately, agree? Agreed. What I really want to talk to about today is, "what came first, the Chicken or the egg" and I'll tell you right now, the chicken people the chicken, the chicken came first. Okay glad that I got that out the way. Next item of business, McDonald's or Burger King... Really? Is this a true problem for some Americans? You know what, I'll tell you which is better... NONE!! So why don't get on that treadmill and run, run Fatty.. and don't stop tell you drop. And if you're wondering, does he like hate fat people? and the answer is simply no, in matter of fact I love them, I mean that is the sole purpose of me having them run, so they live longer!! But you wont see any of that love tell I see the skinny side of things... if you know what I am saying. Next thing on the list, Y.O.L.O ( You Only Live Once). Yeah um... that's great... but your not gonna live very long living the "YOLO" life style. I mean picture this, a man decides to jump off a cliff for the thrill, because I mean he only lives once, right? So he's gotta enjoy that experience in life.. and well you know what happens when you dive off a cliff. So yeah you enjoy that "YOLO", or for you critics who are like "WHAT, that wouldn't ever happen..." here is a more Ideal way to look at it, some think "Hey I only live once, so I am going to get wasted and than drive, then kill myself and 5 other people" Yeah you sure only lived once, no doubt about that one... Any how this is indeed the worse blog I have ever written more are soon to come getting better and better, or worse and worse.. I'll let you decide.